No More Texting My Adult Kids

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I am calling a moratorium on texting my adult kids, except for purely informational tiny tidbits.

One reason is that autocorrect can wreak havoc with mother/adult child relations. One mom texted her son that she would meet him at the mall after she was done masturbating. I never did find out exactly what she was actually engaged in before the mall meeting. I doubt it was masturbating. And if it was, I doubt she was comfortable imparting that nugget of detail to her son.

I am also calling a moratorium on texting my adult kids, except for purely informational tiny tidbits, for another reason. I just realized weeks can fly by without a real, live conversation between us. A conversation where I gauge their tone, pick up the nuances, hear their inflections. A conversation where not only do we actively engage, but our dialogue is chunked full of sentences not phrases, one word replies or emoticons (a pictorial representation of facial expressions).

I actually was mentioning — okay, complaining — to one of my sons that I know he is super busy, but I miss talking to him on the phone.

“Mom,” he quipped back patiently — okay, impatiently laced with a particle of petulance — “then pick up the phone and call me for G-d’s sake. You’re my mother. Don’t stand on ceremony. If I’m busy, I’ll tell you and I’ll call you back.”

Geez.

I wonder what else in my life needs a reality check? What other hidden trove of resentments am I harboring based on faulty assumptions?

Hmmm.

Oh yes. This is a good one: basing an adult child’s love on how quickly he responds to a text, calls me back or answers an email. And how do I interpret no response at all?

So this is what I am keeping in mind in the days book ending Mother’s Day:

  • My children were not put on this earth to take care of me.
  • My children should not serve as my venting board for all life’s perceived injustices.
  • I should not expect my children to listen like a therapist, hang with me like a friend and anticipate my every need as I slide into the autumn of my life.

Don’t get me wrong: Any of the above are much appreciated. And to some degree, my sons do function as helpers, dispensers of wisdom and advice (often not thoroughly welcomed, I admit) and great companions.

My advice to women like me who feel the lack:

  • Get a puppy.
  • Cultivate new friendships and embrace the relationships you have.
  • Keep your mouth shut.
  • And carry on with a smile.

On my good days, I even manage to sometimes follow my own advice.

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