So basically: “Remember, kids, everyone is out to get you. Trust nobody,
and remember that if someone is nice to you, it’s only because they want to
lure you into the back of their white van. Stay safe, stay paranoid!”
Stranger: I’m a famous photographer, why don’t you come with me and I’ll
take your photos?
Kid: Sure, but can my dad *points at random big dude* come along? he always
love posing with his NRA diploma.
Stranger: O_O *drives away in haste*
Can you imagine casting the people for this PSA?
Casting Director: “We need to look for the creepiest motherfuckers for this
PSA. (looking at pictures) Nah, this one looks too handsome. I want a real
fucking scumbag look on his face with a dirty shit stache.” *cue 0:30
I WOUDENT SPEAK TO A STRANGER OR THEY SK ME LIKE COME ON LETS GET SWEET AND
IF I GO THEY WOULD KILL ME I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN I THINK I WOUDENT
SPEAK TO STRANGER RUN A WAY OR TELL MY PARETS OR IGNORE THEM
“Y’know, I’m a professional photographer. Why don’t you come on? Hop in the
car, I’ll take your picture!”
“I’m a pro photographer too! In forensics to be exact. Hey,maybe YOU should
come ov-…Dammit, they always get away.” ._.
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I’LL KILL YOUR DOG!
Before Shaq played basketball he killed people’s dogs.
That guy at 1:46 isn’t even acting. He is seriously going to kill that
kid’s dog.
Ya know, I actually really want to help that lady with the batteries.
0:20 YES MAM
I would really help that woman with her batteries.
Oh yeah, I’ll hit your fucking balls hard you perv T.T XD
Man, instructional safety aren’t like this anymore. Since kids have cell
phones. Adults have learned more from these videos than kids my age.
“Safety is more important than good manners.”
SCORE. I’m gonna be an asshole to *everyone* now.
Or just hire Admiral Ackbar to determine if “it’s a trap!” Or not.
So basically: “Remember, kids, everyone is out to get you. Trust nobody,
and remember that if someone is nice to you, it’s only because they want to
lure you into the back of their white van. Stay safe, stay paranoid!”
Jay&Dan Pod.
Only a terrible parent would hate this video.
yeaaa that woman with the batteries. I’d go back to her car in a heartbeat
Stranger: I’m a famous photographer, why don’t you come with me and I’ll
take your photos?
Kid: Sure, but can my dad *points at random big dude* come along? he always
love posing with his NRA diploma.
Stranger: O_O *drives away in haste*
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I’d put my batteries in the second girl’s daughter’s video game if you know
what I mean.
Can you imagine casting the people for this PSA?
Casting Director: “We need to look for the creepiest motherfuckers for this
PSA. (looking at pictures) Nah, this one looks too handsome. I want a real
fucking scumbag look on his face with a dirty shit stache.” *cue 0:30
So what did we learn today? Never get a job, never have fun and NEVER EVER
help people.
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I WOUDENT SPEAK TO A STRANGER OR THEY SK ME LIKE COME ON LETS GET SWEET AND
IF I GO THEY WOULD KILL ME I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN I THINK I WOUDENT
SPEAK TO STRANGER RUN A WAY OR TELL MY PARETS OR IGNORE THEM
Wait, so getting a job is a bad thing? Guess I’ve been doing something
right all these years.
“Y’know, I’m a professional photographer. Why don’t you come on? Hop in the
car, I’ll take your picture!”
“I’m a pro photographer too! In forensics to be exact. Hey,maybe YOU should
come ov-…Dammit, they always get away.” ._.
I want to put my batteries in her gameboy
A good short brief to the point video on Stranger Danger & Different types
of Enticements.