PARENTS have repeatedly been told by ‘academics’ to stop pretending Father Christmas is real in case the ‘lie’ damages relations with their kids who might then question what else Mum and Dad are lying about.
What! No Father Christmas? Next they’ll be telling us politicians tell the truth and do their ‘underpaid’ job for the love of serving their country!
Why do these academics want to sweep away the myths and legends underpinning our cultural heritage, childhood and growing up? What would kids do without them? Obsess about video games, sexting, selfies?
There are far more obvious ways to get children adjusted to the harsh realities of life than to take away their bit of Christmas ‘magic’. Why not start reintroducing a sense of competition in schools, competition they’ll face soon enough in business and job applications?
I’m reminded here of recent reports that political correctness is crippling British culture with Christmas itself at risk. Christmas trees have already been renamed ‘festive trees’, Christmas ‘the winter holidays’ and a Bournemouth church called St Michael’s now calls itself St Mike’s to attract younger generations to festive services.
When my friend’s daughter was at primary school, she never painted a fireworks picture in November, made Halloween lanterns or took in contributions for Harvest Festival. All things I did at school. Oh, but she did act in a nativity play. However, gone are the days of getting the part of third camel, apprentice angel or inn keeper’s dog. Nowadays everyone has to have an A-list role. I merely appeared as slave to one of the Three Kings!
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